“I’ve met a few little people in my time. I met a little fella once and he was alright. He got drunk really quick, err, but he was alright. But it took me by surprise -like I’ve said about when I met Steve for the first time, it’s only that same thing, then if we lived together I’m sure we’d get on a storm”
On the possibility of meeting Warwick Davis- “The first time I see him, I’d be a little like, what should I say, what shouldn’t I say? Whereas once you get to know him I’m sure he’d be a lovely little fella.”
So I was watchin David Attenborough.. he makes his money out of flies and that dun’ he
[Being a slug] would be impossible, I’d just chuck me self into the salt pot or something. I’d hate that, that would be horrible, that.
They’ve found this spider, in the jungle. Three foot long, it eats chicken. Bit weird, innit? People moan saying that you shouldn’t lock animals up and all the rest of it, but to be honest I wish it was locked up. The idea that it’s roaming in a jungle…get it locked up.
I saw a cockroach playing Pacman. It was on the internet, right, and somebody had linked up a cockroach to some…I can’t even be bothered explaining it, but that’s what I’m sayin’…everything is moving on.
It was an awkward situation because she was happy with [the ultrasound]. I was like: “Oh God.” It was an odd looking thing. I couldn’t say: “Oh, it looks like you.” ‘Cos that would be a dis.
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